Bling Che Guevara Rap – Funny Che Shirt

Dec 11th, 2013 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts
Rapping Che Shirt

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You come with me,
and we’ll move to the next border.
The Man is after me,
cuz I fought the world order.

They say that I am a baddie,
cause I kicked their ass,
I stopped their fund delivery,
diminished their stash.

They thought they should control us,
and that’s why we fought.
I now support their enemies,
just to piss em off.

Take the system break it down,
break it, break it, break it down.
I’m guna break it down,
break it, break it, break it down.

 

Bling Che Shirt

Funny Cookie Monster Wrestling Shirt with Story

Sep 23rd, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
Wrestling Cookie Monster

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Vince: “I’m still not sure what we are doing here John, I mean you found this great looking Blue Monster, hats off to you for that , but now you have him under the ring eating a full box of cookies. How is this supposed to entertain the audience?”

John “It’s not a full box, I took one cookie out.”

Vince: “Well to me one cookie out of a full box is still a full box. I think the audience actually wants to see the monster, having him hide under the ring isn’t going to entertain anyone.”

John: “I put the last cookie in the middle of the ring.”

Vince: “Well at least our wrestler is getting in the ring , now we just have to get the monster to come out.”

John, “Watch what happens when the wrestler goes for the cookie.”

 

Wrestling Cookie Monster Shirt

Game Over Shirt

Sep 2nd, 2013 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Shirts
Funny Game Over Bride And Groom Shirt

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Women have often accessorized throughout history using things such as fancy hairpieces, jewelry, and pretty shoes with a handbag. The handbag may at times contain a cute little dog with a little pink tongue and a bow on his head. Many women prize one accessory above even her little portable canine, and that is her very own domesticated man.

Man was born to run free, he values his freedom above all other things, but his attentions are often caught by woman’s bright colors, sweet perfumes and shiny accessories. Although man tries hard to be free, he is often seduced into domestication.

Some men are determined to remain free, so occasionally a woman might enlist her father in her mission. The father, perhaps bitter at the loss of his own freedom years before, sometimes forces domestication upon the man with a shotgun or other weapon. Making the man’s final free decision, a matter of wife or death.

 

Game Over Shirt

Darth Vader Rocks The Darkside Shirt

Aug 17th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
Darth Vader With Guitar Shirt

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Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors were fully charged, the reactor would be shut down and moved for maintenance, the core would then be used as a place for social gatherings.

The Death Star’s gravity was created with both a spinning, war ready crust, and the central core which spins in the same direction but quicker. The inside walls of the core had 360 degree omnispherical seating installed for up to 32,000 spectators, each held in their seat with the gravity of the core’s rotation. At the very center of it all, Darth Vader would often float weightlessly in front of a massive mesmerized audience, playing awesome mystical sounding evil hard rock tunes through his sith crystal powered axe guitar.

Darth Vader Rock The Darkside Shirt

Mystical Black Cat Shirt Of Awesome Powers

Jul 29th, 2013 | Filed under Artistic, Shirts
Black Cat T-Shirt

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Everyone knows that one of the most feared powers in the universe is that of the black cat. It has been known for thousands of years that the simple crossing of a black cat in your path will lead to immeasurable amounts of bad luck.

Many a man has tried to use the black cat’s power to his advantage, sometimes gathering boxes of them to release in the path of a foe, but cats are often unpredictable, and the creatures tend to run off in all sorts of directions, some have even been known to rub a full circle around the releaser,  leaving them with no safe path to take.

Now all your problems can been solved by wearing this Black Cat Shirt. This shirt contains all the magic powers of a black cat, allowing you to jump out bushes and trees to cross the path of your foes yourself, bad luck will undoubtedly be delivered, and justice will at last be served.

Black Cat Shirt